The insignificant current Australian players of the IPL

Posted by jrod on May 26, 2009 under NSW, QLD, TAS, VIC, WA | Read the First Comment

Moises Henriques – Kolkata
38 runs @ av 19 sr 95 hs 30*
2 wickets @ 53 econ 8.79 bb 1/32

No one could quite understand how he kept getting a game, or the new ball. Is a very talented young kid, but maybe, just maybe, he should perform at the level below before he is given an opportunity.

David Hussey – Kolkata
98 runs @ av 24 sr 166 hs 43
0 wickets econ 8.5

Came late onto a ship that had already sunk, and decided to swing away. Looked in top touch, but kept getting out after amazing starts. Had a way better strike rate than McCullum or Gayle.

Lee Carseldine – Rajasthan
81 runs @ av 20.25 sr 119 hs 39
1 wicket @ 6 econ 6 bb 1/6

Came in first game and just smacked the ball everywhere when no one else could get the ball off the square, sadly that was about all he did in the tournament. Interestingly only bowled one over.

Rob Quiney - Rajasthan
103 runs @ av 14.7 sr 100.98 hs 51

Hit his first ball in the IPL for 6, then went out. Only really got two starts, and showed glimpses of his talent, but good spinners slowed him down or got him out. Hopefully he has learnt some good lessons, and will be able to score more consistently for Victoria.

Shane Harwood – Rajasthan
9 runs (no outs) sr 62 hs 6*
3 wickets @ 24.3 econ 7.30 bb 2/25

Only played 3 games, but did look dangerous. Rajasthan were more worried with making runs so he and Morne spent most of their time on the bench.

Luke Ronchi – Mumbai Indians
0 runs from 1 game

Sachin went into panic mode about half way through the tournament and threw Luke one game. He was run out for a duck.

Simon Katich – Punjab
145 runs @ av 16 sr 123 hs 50

His 50 was sensational, as good as I have seen the krab time the ball, but struggled other than that. 2020 really wasn’t made for him, and had his coach not been Moody, I doubt he would played too often.

George Bailey – Chennai
45 runs @ av 22.5 sr 115 hs 30

In both of his innings he looked in top form, and in both of them he ran himself out. The good news was smilin’ George looked completely at home at this level of cricket.

Andrew McDonald - Delhi
3 runs @ av 3 sr 75 hs 3
0 wickets (3 overs) econ 7.33 bb 0/22

Only played the one game when Delhi were resting players, and got a sensational Yorker from Anil Kumble.

Luke Pomersbach – Punjab
41 runs @ av 10.25 sr 83 hs 26

Looked out of touch, and small. When Luke is at his best he looks like a Hayden type bully, here he looked like a mouse imitating a flea.

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The IPL form report of the current Australian players

Posted by jrod on May 25, 2009 under NSW, QLD, VIC | 3 Comments to Read

These were  the significant players. Tomorrow will be the insignificant players.

Brad Hodge – Kolkata
365 @ av 40 sr 117 hs 73
7 wickets @ 23 econ 8.05 bb 3/29

Started off terribly, but as the team fell apart he became their banker. Eventually showed why he had made so many runs in this format of the game, happy to be 30 off 30, and then explode at the end. Was used as a front line bowler at times, which he isn’t, but he did bowl some very good overs.

Brett Lee – Punjab
28 runs @ av 14 sr 82 hs 14*
5 wickets @ 22 econ 5.55 bb 3/15

Only played a handful of games, but looked more like the late 07/08 bowler, and less like the heart break kid of recent times. Always does his best work with the white ball, so not a huge surprise he was too good for most batsmen at this level. His batting looked rusty but he will just be happy to be out in the middle and thinking about cricket.

Andrew Symonds – Deccan
249 runs @ av 35 sr 150 hs 60*
7 wickets @ 22.85 econ 6.66 bb 2/18

Won the final with 2 wickets in one over, and his medium pace bowling was swinging a lot, and was hard for most people to hit. His batting always looked murderous, but couldn’t quite cash in as he would like. Would be happy with his form though.

Ryan Harris – Deccan
21 runs @ av 21 sr 116 hs 9*
6 wickets @ 38 econ 7.41 bb 3/27

Couldn’t buy a wicket, but no one found him easy to hit. His bounce made him an ideal bowler. Was bagged in the South African press for not being up to it and then played as one of the imports in the final winning side.

David Warner – Delhi
163 runs @ av 28 sr 123 hs 50
Outshone Sehwag and Gambhir at the top of the order, but never really broke free. His fielding was probably his highlight, some of his efforts were amazing.

Dirk Nannes – Delhi
15 wickets @ 24 econ 7.51 bb 3/27

Started off with an average performance or two and the commentators and press questioned why he was in the side. 5 games in and he was being pronounced as rare diamond. Probably didn’t take as many wickets as he would have wanted, but was unplayable when he got it right.  Definitely the best performed of this bunch, and even with Gilly’s punishment in the semi, has come away with a lew legion of fans.

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Shane jumps ship, again

Posted by jrod on March 19, 2009 under NSW, QLD, TAS | 7 Comments to Read

He started in New Texas.

But they wouldn’t give him a game.

He went to Tasmania.

But then went home when he knew he was wanted.

And now he is going to NSWales.

He is saying it is for family reasons.

Well woman issues.

But with Marcus North strolling into the number 6 position, and Mitchell Johnson out batting Michael Hussey, Shane might be worried he might not get back into the side.

What better state to move to than NSWales.

Yet again Shane Watson will lose some fans.

Not sure if he has any left.

What must Moises Henriques and Steve Smith be thinking.

I would be pissed, some dude moves in just because of his girlfriend and suddenly my position is shaky.

I’d wanna gouge his eyes out.

That is just me.

The bigger question is who will Shane Watson play for next.

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The state teams of the year are in

Posted by jrod on March 12, 2009 under NSW, QLD, SA, TAS, VIC, WA | Read the First Comment

Shield Cricket

Phillip Hughes (NSW) nuff said

Chris Rogers (VIC) 4th best opener in Australia, not a bad back up up

Michael Klinger (SA) the hebrew hammer is all over

Lee Carseldine (QLD) those space age rods in his back are going well these days

Callum Ferguson (SA) Two South Australian batsman, amazing

Marcus North (c) (WA) Once upon a time this is as much as he could have hoped for

Graham Manou (vc) (SA) Is he number 2?

Brett Geeves (TAS) 99*

Steve Magoffin (WA) Go the Magoff

Brett Dorey (WA) 3 storey dorey deserves this, and i don’t think he will ever get a higher posting again

Dirk Nannes (VIC) BOUT FUCKING TIME

12th Ryan Harris (QLD) Was he 12th man last year as well?

One Day Team

Michael Klinger (SA) LOL

David Warner (NSW) This is a come down for him

Lee Carseldine (QLD) the dude is everywhere

Callum Ferguson (SA) him too

Travis Birt (TAS) Turtle, the man can play one day cricket

Marcus North (c) (WA) better captain than the one day player

Graham Manou (vc) (SA) there he is again

Aaron Heal (WA) the son of billy bowden, fair bowler too

Brett Geeves (TAS) Fair one day player really

Shane Harwood (VIC) the only vic in the one day side

Ben Laughlin (QLD) never heard of him, he’ll never get anywhere

12th Chris Rogers (VIC) Behind Klinger, that hurts

Twenty20

Brad Hodge (c) (VIC) the ego has landed (the top job)

Dan Harris (SA) deserves this, is an explosive hitter

Lee Carseldine (QLD) fuck me he is everywhere

David Hussey (VIC) never misses a chance in 2020 cricket

Nathan Reardon (QLD) had a pretty good season

Callum Ferguson (SA) not a bad season for an unknown

Graham Manou (vc) (SA) 3 from 3

Jason Krejza (TAS) has to do something with his spare time

Shane Harwood (VIC) got him a ticket to South Africa, hope he does better than Mick Lewis

Umar Gul (WA) Who wouod have thunk it?

Dirk Nannes (VIC) TOO FUCKEN RIGHT

12th Rhett Lockyear (TAS) Isn’t he usually 12th man for Australia?

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Imagine if Haddin gets injured…

Posted by jrod on February 27, 2009 under NSW, QLD, SA, TAS, VIC, WA | Be the First to Comment

With Luke Ronchi dropped, and Tim Paine unable to live up to his potential the race for back up test keeper is wide open.

Should Haddin get injured, no one could accurately predict who the next keeper would be.

The front runner should be Manou, but really it isn’t. No one has ever talked him up, even though he has carried the Redbacks for 2 years now. Very tidy, if not brilliant with the gloves. His career average of 23 is ordinary, but in the last two years he has averaged around 36 with 4 hundreds. Has a bit of mongrel in him as well. Perfect back up keeper, would be grateful for the opportunity. Not a long term proposition at 29 though.

Chris Hartley might be the man to jump the queue. Is the best regular gloveman in the country, and with Crosthwaite, are the only two guys who are proper old school keepers. His career batting average is 27, but is in career best form with the bat, has one hundred this year, 3 50s and that is not including his 82* overnight in the current match.  Of all the keepers in Australia only he and Manou seem to be safe in their jobs.

Victoria’s keeping is a mess, but for good reasons. Wade and Crosthwaite are probably the 3rd and 4th best options in Australia at the moment, and they are continuing to fight for one spot. Crosthwaite has made the side as a batsman this year, Wade has done it for the last two years.  Wade’s glovework doesn’t impress me (although he has 51 catches in 8 games this year), but his batting is solid. The only thing he hadn’t done is kick on and make a hundred, well he did that yesterday, so in 19 first class games he has 1 hundred and 4 50s, and is 21.  Having someone as good as Crossy behind him seems to be spurring him on. Maybe not ready to be number two, but will be mid 20s when Haddin is due for retirement.

Daniel Smith could be the roughie, not that I think he is good enough, but people seem to like him, and he is from NSWales, so that has to put him in the running. Has averaged 26 in 18 games, which seems to be about the same for all the back ups. Can play, but is probably a bit too hit and miss as a back up.

At one stage I wanted Tim Paine to replace Gilly. Watching him bat you can actually see the talent ooze out of him (not a semen joke). But where are the results, he hasn’t made big scores with the bat, and his keeping is adequate at best. With an average of 30 he pretty much tops this list, but he has made only one hundred in the last 3 years, and for his talent that is not good enough. Could still replace Haddin, but he must frustrate the selectors, and that could count against him.

Over in Western Australia Luke Ronchi has lost the support of Tom Moody. Last season he averaged 40 with the bat and made 64 off about 8 balls when understudying for Haddin. This year he has averaged 20, and is on the outs. Has an amazing amount of talent with the bat, but his keeping is only so so. Who knows where he is in the list now.

Right at the moment I’d go with Hartley, but it would surprise me if almost anyone on this list gets picked.

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NSW v QLD – Day 2

Posted by Moses on February 26, 2009 under NSW, QLD | 10 Comments to Read

Day 1 was the story of Usman Khawaja. Prior to this outing, his highest first class score was 85, however on Day 1 he piled on a near chanceless 109* while all and sundry fell around him.

This morning while batting with number 11 Burt Cockley he was eventually caught down the legside chasing a wide one, the 4th NSWales batsman dismissed in this manner!

Usman’s 112 out of a team score of 269 provides a workable total on a Gabba wicket that’s been as tight as a nuns nasty all year.

The real issue for NSWales could well be lack of bowling penetration. We’ve gone into this match missing some real bowling stars, namely

  • Nathan Bracken – injured
  • Stuart Clark – injured
  • Brett Lee – injured
  • Doug Bollinger – 12th man in South Africa
  • Marc Cameron – injured
  • Aaron Bird – chucker

Turns out that Moises Henriques is opening the bowling with Burt Cockley at the other end, however Cockley has just broken the opening stand having Broad caught behind by Docklands Light Rail in the 4th over.

JRod’s mob look to be holding up their end of the deal by dominating the Tasmanians, here’s to a few more wickets and keeping the dream alive.

Here’s the Ball by Ball and Scorecard from Cricket Australia.

Time to rain on Love’s farewell dance…

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Phillip Hughes’ Test Career – Full Video Youtube

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Here is footage of Phillip Hughes Test Career to date in it’s entirity

Needless to say there’s a pub in Macksville that’s chock a block with blokes saying how he’s still better than Hayden. Fair call too.

A real shame he didn’t leave this ball, I really wanted to see him off to a good start.

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New South Wales vs Queensland at the Gabba – 1st Session Review

Posted by Moses on February 25, 2009 under NSW, QLD | 12 Comments to Read

blues I’m pleased that the Blues are taking this must win outright match against the New Texas seriously. The Bulls are looking pretty motivated with this match being Marcus North’s last home appearance, Shane Watson returning, and their own finals aspirations riding on the match.

However after the first session you’d have to agree it’s all New South Wales, who have won the toss and been dominant with the bat. That is, if you can call 3/39 dominant. Fortunately Twenty20 final hero Brett Rohrer 27(59) and everyone’s favourite ranga Dominic Thornley 18(40) steadied the sinking blue ship, taking us through to lunch at 3/81.

Looking at the Gabba this year, we see the following innings totals:

Which tells me it has not been a high scoring ground. The average completed innings total is 246, however considering the Blues are looking to gain first innings points I’d like at least 300 in the bank.

Queensland also have what I feel is a flakey middle order, despite it containing three Internationals in Andrew Symonds, Shane Watson and James Hopes. Fortunately Symonds is pants at state level, Watson is in his first game back from injury, and Hopes has scored 1, 6, 4, 32, 12, and 35 this year.

For those wanting to follow the match from work, there’s occasional updates here, and a less frequently updated scorecard here.

Happy Phillip Hughes Day and Carn the Blues!

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Birds’ wings clipped by Cricket Australia

Posted by Moses on February 24, 2009 under NSW | Be the First to Comment

NSWales fast bowler and Aaron Bird has failed the bendy test and been sentenced to a 90 day ban by Cricket Australia.

Bird was reported three times by umpires this year, however laboratory testing found just one of his deliveries breached the malleable murali metric of 15 degrees.

As the top wicket taker in both T20 and F50 competitions, he’ll be missed by the Blues in their remaining two Shield matches and also for the final when we make it. His 90 day ban concludes on 26th May 2009, which would have been an interesting test for the IPL had any franchise bid for him.

Upon completing his 90 day exclusion from competition Aaron will have to undergo biometric testing, where he’ll bowl all his deliveries except his wonky one, I believe the word for it is Doosra.

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Phillip Hughes Day

Posted by Moses on under NSW | 3 Comments to Read

Tomorrow has been declared as Phillip Hughes Day by the prestigious Star Hotel in Macksville. Publican Ben Partridge has claimed they’ll be “chock-a-block” with locals eager to drink to their local boy’s debut in South Africa.

This town of 2,000 punches well above it’s weight in the sporting arena, also boasting Melbourne Storm star Greg Inglis. I wonder if his selection in the NRL was also announced over the school’s PA system..

Good luck to Phil in his Aussie debut, I’ll certainly be wishing him all the best from my position in front of a telly somewhere. At the very least he’ll be better than Hayden..

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